There’s no shortage of things wrong with Skyrim. I mean in practically every aspect of the game there are bugs, flaws, and peculiarities. And yet the game has captured the hearts of millions, my own included. So with great anticipation I give you all the significantly shorter than expected *dramatic pause* Steam Skyrim patch notes. I’ve taken the liberty of highlighting my favorite.

UPDATE 1.2 NOTES (all platforms unless specified)

• Fixed crash on startup when audio is set to sample rate other than 44100Hz
• Fixed issue where projectiles did not properly fade away
• Fixed occasional issue where a guest would arrive to the player’s wedding dead
• Dragon corpses now clean up properly
• Fixed rare issue where dragons would not attack
• Fixed rare NPC sleeping animation bug
• Fixed rare issue with dead corpses being cleared up prematurely
• Skeleton Key will now work properly if player has no lockpicks in their inventory
• Fixed rare issue with renaming enchanted weapons and armor
• Fixed rare issue with dragons not properly giving souls after death
• ESC button can now be used to exit menus
• Fixed occasional mouse sensitivity issues
• General functionality fixes related to remapping buttons and controls