Chattin’ Hats: Benderspeak Edition

So here’s a new segment.  I think I’ll call it “Chattin’ Hats.”  Geoff and I are always on gtalk, talking, yelling, scheming, or just generally insulting each other.  Every now and then we laugh ourselves silly.  So I figure, why keep that just to ourselves?  Here’s a little gem from today.

(12:13:58 PM) Geoff: someone is still supporting total annihilation and I didnt know this?
(12:14:24 PM) Brooks: that game was only fun, because when we played it no one in my group had any fucking idea what we were doing
(12:14:46 PM) Geoff: it was fun because it allowed for so much more defensive play
(12:14:59 PM) Brooks: and you could do crazy shit like fly a dropship into your enemy’s base
(12:15:04 PM) Brooks: pick up his commander with it
(12:15:07 PM) Brooks: then crash the ship
(12:15:17 PM) Brooks: and instantly win the game because your opponent’s commander died in the crash
(12:15:21 PM) Geoff: haha yes
(12:15:50 PM) Geoff: I liked using the commander as a big ass bomb
(12:15:54 PM) Brooks: TA: Kingdoms had its moments too
(12:16:10 PM) Brooks: one time, I made LITERALLY 500 skeleton archers, and marched them to my friend’s base
(12:16:28 PM) Brooks: only to find that when you march 500 skeleton archers, they move across the map single file
(12:16:41 PM) Brooks: so he picked them off one by one as they approached
(12:16:53 PM) Geoff: hahaha
(12:17:02 PM) Geoff: boned
(12:17:12 PM) Brooks: *groan*
(12:18:09 PM) Geoff: rofl
(12:18:15 PM) Geoff: that was completely unintentional
(12:18:19 PM) Geoff: those are the best puns