Ha! Look, it’s an AT-AT in a bowler. How exceptionally…hey wait a second. Just what are you insinuating! Good day to you sir! We hope to see you soon for tea! This amusing snippit is from the poster below, featuring a few AT-AT’s that just never really lived up to their full potential as terrors on the tundra. The original work was uploaded by Flickr user lunchbreath, who has a nice assortment of other amusing works you should feast your eyes on.
I had never considered using the phrase “Baby Cannon” to refer to the birth canal — but it’s a new world. A world that needs new euphemisms. “What could possibly cause such a global revolution?” you ask. Well one of today’s XBLIG titles did, of course. Here’s a hint: it wasn’t Blazin’ Balls. The following game descriptions are that of the games’ respective developers and our comments will be in bold.
Blazin’ Balls |
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Bounce your way along the cosmic path, collecting coins and trying to beat the clock in this 3D bounce-along pick-up-and-play knockabout!
Developer: DrMistry Price: 80 Microsoft Points It’s like Super Monkey Ball, without the monkeys or the irritating controls. As the dev’s description says, its not a bad little pick up and play game. |
Baby Maker Extreme |
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Are you extreme enough for Baby Maker Extreme? Experience the most extreme embryonic event enhanced by your electronic entertainment equipment. Simulate the miracle of life in a way only video games can. Download Baby Maker Extreme and be prepared to be blown away.
Developer: Stegersaurus Games Price: 80 Microsoft Points Yeah, I don’t even know where to start. I think I actually could hear the creak of society getting ever so slightly worse while I was playing it. You do your breathing, get pain killers, and then mash out a baby, literally. The baby then flies throught he maternity ward knocking over doctors, patients, and medical equipment for points multipliers… What the fuck. |